{"id":447,"date":"2008-12-01T21:05:26","date_gmt":"2008-12-02T03:05:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dondailey.com\/blog\/?p=447"},"modified":"2008-12-02T21:41:43","modified_gmt":"2008-12-03T03:41:43","slug":"i-dont-have-what-youre-looking-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dondailey.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/01\/i-dont-have-what-youre-looking-for\/","title":{"rendered":"I Don&#8217;t Have What You&#8217;re Looking For"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love checking on what search terms people used to get here. My favorite so far: &#8220;crossdresser peeing.&#8221; Well, I mentioned seeing a cross dressing biker in one post and I&#8217;ve mentioned potty training Abby a couple times, so I guess that&#8217;s how Post Irony pops up in that search.<\/p>\n<p>A few other people got here by searching for &#8220;sexy crossdresser&#8221; and &#8220;little cross dresser.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My second favorite of them all: &#8220;grilled plecostomus.&#8221; Who wants to grill plecostomus? I actually put this one into Google and Post Irony comes up fourth. I looked through a couple of pages of the search results and didn&#8217;t see anything that addressed actually grilling these unappetizing fish.<\/p>\n<p>A couple of posts chronicle my adventures in photographing my Abe Lincoln bust, so it makes sense that searching for &#8220;abe lincoln yelling&#8221; would get you here. I just don&#8217;t know if searching for Abe Lincoln yelling makes any sense.<\/p>\n<p>One post mentions me seeing a middle aged woman getting an airbrushed tattoo in the middle of her back, which drew these searches: &#8220;star tramp stamps,&#8221; &#8220;best place for a woman to get a tattoo,&#8221; and &#8220;sexy middle aged women.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In the same post I mentioned the mannequin legs used to advertise the tattoo stand, which match the search terms &#8220;sexy legs&#8221; and &#8220;disembodied legs.&#8221; Who&#8217;s searching for disembodied legs? Maybe somebody else will do that search, get this post in the results, come here and explain why they did that search.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love checking on what search terms people used to get here. My favorite so far: &#8220;crossdresser peeing.&#8221; Well, I mentioned seeing a cross dressing biker in one post and I&#8217;ve mentioned potty training Abby a couple times, so I guess that&#8217;s how Post Irony pops up in that search. A few other people got &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-447","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-oddball-stuff","entry entry-center"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dondailey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/447","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dondailey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dondailey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dondailey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dondailey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=447"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/dondailey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/447\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":472,"href":"https:\/\/dondailey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/447\/revisions\/472"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dondailey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dondailey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dondailey.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}